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The Wrath of Grendel.....

In a far away land there was a monster named Grendel who had the newest and best G.P.S. One night he kept hearing a bunch of music that was so loud that he couldn't sleep, so he turned on his G.P.S to try and figure out where all the racket was coming from. When he finally found where all of it was coming from he waited until they all went to sleep, then killed 30 of the men just by crushing them with is bare hands, then took all the lifeless bodies back to his lair to eat them all.

The Coming of Beowulf.....

Beowulf was watching his flat screen plasma tv one day when he found out about Grendel. He decided to take madders into his own hands. He found 14 of the biggest and best soldiers in his land to go over to King Hrothgar's land to help get rid of this creature. Little did he know that King Hrothgar's land had the most advanced security system surrounding the whole land. When Beowulf and his men got there the watchmen met them at the shore to ask what their business what coming to their land and who sent them. After Beowulf explained everything to the watchmen, they let him through to go talk to the king. When Beowulf got to the king's thrown, the king was on him brand new iPhone checking his myspace. Beowulf had a long conversation with the king letting him know who he was and what he was doing there. The king decided to let him do what he needs to do to get rid of the monster.

The Battle with Grendel.....

That night Beowulf and his soldiers all laid down to wait for Grendel to get there. When he finally got there he somehow managed to get around all of the security and didn't sound off any of the alarms. When he got into the castle he got happy, seeing all those soldiers that he thought was going to be the night's feast. He grabbed the first one he saw and ripped him to pieces, drinking all the blood out of his veins then threw down the rest of the remains that he didn't like. Little did he know that the next person he was going to try to eat was Beowulf. When Grendel went to pick him up to eat him Beowulf sprung into action and got him pinned down. All of Beowulf's soldiers came to help as much as they could. Finally Grendel got free but was soon about to die. Beowulf had Grendel's arm, claw, shoulder and all.